F*ck You, F*ck Me Card Game
F*ck You, F*ck Me Card Game
F*ck You, F*ck Me Card Game
F*ck You, F*ck Me Card Game

F*ck You, F*ck Me Card Game

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Tired of predictable game nights? Fuck You Fuck Me is a cheeky twist on Go Fish that transforms your gathering into a night of unfiltered fun. Players request cards using flirtatious phrases designed to shock and amuse—expect laughter, blushes, and playful banter in equal measure.

Simple rules mask the hilarious chaos: ask opponents for specific cards with provocative language, and if they can't deliver, enjoy their witty comebacks. Perfect for adult game nights, couples' evenings, or breaking the ice with friends who appreciate irreverent humour.

This is the party game that ditches boring formality and celebrates cheeky conversation. Ideal for groups aged 18+ looking to add spice and spontaneity to their social calendar.

Free standard shipping on orders over $150 AUD

Delivery Times: We ship directly from Newcastle, NSW, and currently deliver Australia-wide only. (International lovers - we see you, and we’re working on it.)

  • Standard Shipping (NSW, VIC, QLD, ACT): 3-7 business days
  • Standard Shipping (SA, TAS, NT, WA): 7–10 business days
  • Express Shipping (Australia wide): 1-3 business days

Shipping Costs: Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on current rates from our delivery partners. Prices may vary depending on:

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Processing Time: Orders are typically processed within 1-2 business days (Monday-Friday, excluding public holidays).

Tracking: You'll receive a tracking number via email once your order ships so you can monitor your delivery.

Questions? Contact us if you have any questions about your shipment.

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